List of Band Names

Band names - they can truly make or break the band before a note is played. I know groups obsess over this and still they often manage to pick the most idiotic names conceivable. So as a public service, I offer these (PS. They also would be good album names):

  1. Smokin' Japanese Babes
  2. Girl-on-Girl Action
  3. Friedrich Nietzche and the Swelltones
  4. The Orange Juice Beans
  5. Gongyong Bazaguk (Korean for 'Dinosaur Footprints')
  6. Iron Heinrich
  7. Kellogg's Frosted Ants
  8. Carl Yastrzemski
  9. The Pimento Waltz
  10. The Cardiff Giant
  11. Clydemnestra's Bra
  12. The Garden Weasels
  13. The Estelle Parsons Project
  14. The Electric Fjords
  15. Green Peppers Give Me Gas
  16. Ernest Borgnine
  17. The Band That Wouldn't Practice
  18. Edith Piaf's Underwear Drawer
  19. The Morning After Pill
  20. Duke Ellington vs The Three-hole Punch
  21. The Jimmy Henson Experience
  22. Dead Goats Smell Funny
  23. The Irregular Seams
  24. The Great Wall of Chinatown
  25. Pull My Finger
  26. Marcel Proust's A Wuss
  27. The Dung Beetles
  28. Icy Nipple Ring
  29. All That And A Bag Of Chips
  30. Ken
  31. The Hornets That Wouldn't Die
  32. Clown Without Pity
  33. The Miffed Bank Tellers
  34. Andy and the Minnows
  35. Stool Softeners
  36. The Last Piece of Cheese
  37. The Yeast
  38. We Came From Fresno
  39. Major Lance Boyle and His Yodeling Dorks
  40. Katie Has A Zipgun
  41. Wolfgang Amadeus Boner
  42. The Really Flexible Skinny Girls
  43. Bruce Springstein
  44. The 1990 Canadian Division 2 Curling Champions
  45. Feed The Pony
  46. The Band That Never Uses The Note D#
  47. The Legend of Dylan Thomas
  48. Brooke and the Panty Shields
  49. Hoopskirt
  50. Anaphylactic Shock
  51. Tramp Stamp
  52. Rugburn
  53. Tinnitus
  54. Britney and the Dill Spears
  55. Zoloft
  56. Barton Funk
  57. Festus
  58. miXed nutZ
  59. Factory Seconds
  60. DJ Sock Monkey
  61. EIEIO
  62. Preparation J
  63. Big Fat Dog
  64. Lazarus Farferall
  65. Latex-Intolerant Dairy Framers
  66. Eraser Dust
  67. Haunted Underwear
  68. Don and Marge Buterbaugh
  69. The Great Deceiver
  70. Radiohead's Favorite Band
  71. The Pork Rinds
  72. Lint
  73. Stacked Persimmon
  74. Betsy's Got A Brand New Wah-Wah
  75. No Requests
  76. Wet Tee-Shirt Night
  77. Fred Ex
  78. The Smiling Camels
  79. Pope Reuben
  80. C-Pap All-Stars
  81. Three Big Richards
  82. Steel Toed Pumps
  83. The Excitable Sloths
  84. Coaches' Hankie
  85. 'Beaner and the Doofus
  86. 7734
  87. Shorty and the Cowgirls
  88. Frame 312
  89. The Buff Chimney-sweeps
  90. Lionel Smooth and the Velveteens
  91. The Savage Dads
  92. The Monkey Time Forgot
  93. Humjob
  94. Disraeli Queers
  95. The Weevlemen
  96. Spastic Rock Girl
  97. Neutral Carabiner
  98. The AudioVisual Club
  99. Brecht's Mistress
  100. Dinosaur Dan and the Jurassic Beavers
  101. Weed
  102. The Vibrating Butt Plugs
  103. Candlestick-maker
  104. Uzo
  105. Moist Towelettes
  106. The Punji Sticks
  107. Ink Blot Sundays
  108. Metallic Spud Rejuvenators
  109. LB4BA (Lemon Balm for Blistered Aerola)
  110. Sandpaper Caboose
  111. The Tall Fellows
  112. They Might Be Mountain Goats
  113. The Mighty Fluffers
  114. Kim Popsicle
  115. The Sinister Au Pairs
  116. The Draft in Granny's Rumpus Room
  117. Be York
  118. Plasticine Tentacles
  119. The Mystery of Almonds
  120. Scansion
  121. Punt Blanket
  122. Thorny Cremaster and the Rebellious Canker Smores
  123. Dum Dum Boys
  124. Here Be Monsters
  125. Son of Ted Besterman
  126. The Chump School of Acting
  127. Philip K. Richard
  128. Chip Chipman and the Chipmonks
  129. Flesh Eating Virus
  130. Can of Ass Kicks
  131. Jason Meek and the Argowusses
  132. Glove Shoes
  133. DJ Oleo
  134. The Barnacles
  135. The Mystery Cow
  136. Voltage Fairies
  137. Ümläüt ßürglërs
  138. Man Boobs
  139. Camelfarts
  140. Kingdom of Monkeys
  141. Haitian Tarot
  142. The Roland Barthes Five
  143. The Flamin' 'Nads
  144. Jedi City Councilman
  145. The Snappin' Beckys
  146. Spastic Cologne
  147. Torn From The Headlines
  148. Bitewing
  149. Delirium_tremens.com
  150. Painweasel
  151. The Toddling Yetis
  152. Ape Thong Butterfly Knot
  153. Dirty Pillows
  154. Hopped Up On Junk
  155. Smelly Old Guys
  156. Tears for Fairs
  157. Magnetic Theater
  158. Squirtin' Johnnies
  159. Mother Hitler
  160. Agent Smiff
  161. Theodin and the Rohan Jokers
  162. Forensic Brownie Mix
  163. Skeletal Smurf Goblins
  164. Glamour School Custodians
  165. The President's Analyst
  166. Trojan Giraffe
  167. Cat Mittens
  168. The Woeful Samoans
  169. Oedipus Schemedipus
  170. The Lunch Ladies
  171. Burgundy Kafka
  172. Clue Phone
  173. The Last In Line
  174. String-Art Beavers
  175. The Wiggling Schoolgirls
  176. Toupee Bandits
  177. D-Cup Beer Mugs
  178. The Bicycle Eaters
  179. The French Prostitutes
  180. Dick Dillweed and the Dorkmeisters
  181. Gretel Loves Ponies
  182. Chinese Arithmetic
  183. 2nd Hand Inflatable Dolls
  184. Man-Size Tissues
  185. Crack-House Daycare
  186. The Pie Barons
  187. Spidermonkey Potato Farmers
  188. French Kissin' Grannies
  189. Godzilla vs Tuesday Weld
  190. The Door Is A Jar
  191. Wino Dentists
  192. Biff Binkly and the Boners
  193. Sniff This!
  194. Detective Harry Bum
  195. Weaselboy
  196. Plasma Cupcake
  197. Look At Me I'm Sandra Fucking Dee
  198. My Toe Hurts
  199. Ground Beef Jello Cubes
  200. Pokey Does Gumby
  201. The Curly Frogs
  202. Who Burped?
  203. Blackforest Ham
  204. Squat Thrusts
  205. Right Angle Bathysphere
  206. Dolphin Logic
  207. Fear Eats The Soul
  208. The Buckminster Fuller Brush Men
  209. The Woodboring Bees
  210. Spanky, Cranky and Wanky
  211. The Last of the Red Hot Pokers
  212. Salt Lick
  213. The New Laura Flynn Boyles
  214. The Norwegian Shirt Tuckers
  215. Pencils Are Yellow
  216. I Like Dirt
  217. Fishing For Porn
  218. King Pork Chop
  219. Chimp Cooking School
  220. The Agoraphobic Bungy Jumping Dagos
  221. Megan Fox's Nice Pooper
  222. Vertical Hose Clamps
  223. Barge Loobs
  224. The Robot Sherpa Tom Jones
  225. Txtmsg Vowel Thieves
  226. The Gospel According to Hitler
  227. Wax Lips
  228. HaTeMaLe
  229. Halle's Berries
  230. Darkroom Hit Men
  231. Hot Drama Chicks
  232. Snoodhoopler
  233. Beethoven Decomposing
  234. Spray Cheese
  235. Gender Vault
  236. The Extraordinary Posers
  237. Bowel of Chili
  238. Hemp Soda
  239. Bug Eater
  240. Ancient Hatreds
  241. Indignant Pearl Divers
  242. Dakota Fanning Rides the Dragon
  243. Blackhead Sandwich
  244. Spazztard
  245. Gosh, Your [sic] Pretty
  246. Care Bear Whorehouse
  247. Patchouli Fart
  248. It's The Water!
  249. We Wish We Were Joy Division
  250. WWBD? (What Would Bam-bam Do?)
  251. Pipe Down Loudmouth!
  252. Petite Condoms
  253. Total Retards
  254. Toxic Lute Order
  255. Cat Butt
  256. The Spastic Gall Bladders
  257. Ponzi Scheme
  258. Roger Reese Witherspoon
  259. Snout Salve
  260. Wiener Cotillion
  261. Foxy Loxy
  262. Persnickety Gay Men
  263. Wireless Rubber Hats
  264. The Perverted Toddlers
  265. G-Spot Tornado
  266. Snot-rag Inspector
  267. Hurricane Hair Weave
  268. The Backstabbing Irish Fags
  269. Loogie Hawkers
  270. The New Impacted Molars
  271. The Elephant's Bible
  272. Reverse Cowgirl
  273. Joe Pesci Annoys The Shit Outta Us
  274. Chew My Talonna
  275. Mr. Pink Nose
  276. The Girls You Couldn't Get In Your Dreams
  277. Mouseburgers
  278. Hoppin' Mad
  279. The Grapeless Seeds
  280. Turtle Strip Club
  281. Potassium Oranges
  282. Mr. Roget's Neighborhood
  283. Tattoo Vampire
  284. The Burlap Jockstraps
  285. Head or Tail?
  286. Bike Riding Nannys
  287. Dot Matrix and the Fast Talkin' Con Men
  288. Larry Moo Retton
  289. Junkie Slip
  290. TB Time Test
  291. Twizzlers
  292. Beastie Men
  293. Pet Shop Dorks
  294. Skanky Cat Eaters
  295. Owl-faced Girl
  296. Rapscallion
  297. Heels-Over-Head In Love
  298. Ill-gotten Gains
  299. Kitty Porn
  300. On Being and Nothingness
  301. Doctor Salt
  302. Bazooka Toting Woodpeckers
  303. Split Focus
  304. ADHD: The Band
  305. Toaster Strudel
  306. Short Attention Sp
  307. The Back-Sassing Youngsters
  308. Dead Raccoon
  309. Barfelonous Of The Blowhole
  310. Bic Bananas
  311. Disambiguating Strippers
  312. Kafka's Warriors
  313. The Enforcer of Oafs
  314. Fierce and Epic
  315. Wrapped In Plastic
  316. Tone Witch
  317. Edison's Dilemma
  318. Scantily Clad Medeas
  319. Unsightly Panty Lines
  320. Black Bras and White Shirts
  321. The Shitstorm Five
  322. Oatbran Fog Whistle
  323. Strokes Aplenty
  324. Babalouie Louie
  325. Batshit Crazy Blimp Pilot
  326. Hush Puppy Blunderbuss
  327. Lima Beams
  328. Dangerous Girls
  329. The Fleeing Villagers
  330. Diversity Bastards
  331. Addicted to Junk


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